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THE SHITPOST DIARIES

Part I: A Platinum Elite Man

Part I: A Platinum Elite Man

Part I: A Platinum Elite Man

I feel like my girlfriend doesn't appreciate the fact that I'm an IHG Platinum Elite Rewards member enough

Steve G

Mar 14, 20203 min read

RECENT POSTS

Part VI: Disillusioned

Part VI: Disillusioned

Part VI: Disillusioned

How do I tell my girlfriend I don't want to be a "Disney couple"?

Steve G

Jul 8, 20205 min read

Part V: More Than a Game

Part V: More Than a Game

Part V: More Than a Game

Am I the asshole for telling my girlfriend to get her own copy of Animal Crossing?

Steve G

Jul 1, 20204 min read

Part IV: Picasso's Brush

Part IV: Picasso's Brush

Part IV: Picasso's Brush

Am I the asshole for calling a student in my creative writing class a "feeble-minded twit"?

Steve G

Jun 26, 20205 min read

Part III: A Ravenclaw Reads Faulkner

Part III: A Ravenclaw Reads Faulkner

Part III: A Ravenclaw Reads Faulkner

Am I the asshole for insisting my girlfriend would be in Slytherin?

Steve G

May 7, 20202 min read

Part II: A Bangable Bitmoji

Part II: A Bangable Bitmoji

Part II: A Bangable Bitmoji

My girlfriend isn't talking to me because I said her Bitmoji was too hot

Steve G

May 1, 20202 min read

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