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a humor blog

THE SHITPOST DIARIES

Part I: A Platinum Elite Man

Part I: A Platinum Elite Man

Part I: A Platinum Elite Man

I feel like my girlfriend doesn't appreciate the fact that I'm an IHG Platinum Elite Rewards member enough

Steve G

Mar 14, 20203 min read

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Part XI: A Yeatsless Eulogy

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AITA for critiquing a eulogy my brother asked me to edit?

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Part X: Grinch Kinks

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I have a Grinch fetish.

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Part IX: Magic Erasers & Maxi Pads

Part IX: Magic Erasers & Maxi Pads

Part IX: Magic Erasers & Maxi Pads

I think my (28M) girlfriend (25F) wipes her ass with magic erasers

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Part VIII: Developer Duties

Part VIII: Developer Duties

Part VIII: Developer Duties

Girlfriend (26F) is mad because I (27M) was on Tinder. But she's got it all wrong

Steve G

Sep 8, 20214 min read

Part VII: Cold Brew Connoisseur

Part VII: Cold Brew Connoisseur

Part VII: Cold Brew Connoisseur

AITA for complaining to the Dunkin manager about a mislabeled coffee?

Steve G

Sep 10, 20204 min read

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