THE SHITPOST DIARIES

Part VII: Cold Brew Connoisseur

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Part VI: DISillusioned

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Part V: More Than a Game

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Part IV: Picasso's Brush

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Part III: A Ravenclaw Reads Faulkner

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Part II: A Bangable Bitmoji

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Steve G

Sep 11
4 min

Part VII: Cold Brew Connoisseur

When I think back to high school, and first the feelings of freedom that came with getting my license and finally being able to ditch the...

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Steve G

Jul 9
5 min

Part VI: DISillusioned

How do I tell my girlfriend I don't want to be a "Disney couple"?

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Steve G

Jul 2
4 min

Part V: More Than a Game

Am I the asshole for telling my girlfriend to get her own copy of Animal Crossing?

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Steve G

Jun 26
5 min

Part IV: Picasso's Brush

Am I the asshole for calling a student in my creative writing class a "feeble-minded twit"?

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Steve G

May 7
2 min

Part III: A Ravenclaw Reads Faulkner

Am I the asshole for insisting my girlfriend would be in Slytherin?

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